A sampling of recent "humor" from Jerry:
Rocket Science thought for the day:
Nozzle studies are exhausting!
Did you hear about the nuclear scientist?
He swallowed a uranium pill and got atomic ache.
6 out of 5 people do not understand statistics.
(Like the pat of butter said to the table knife, I'm on a roll!)
A hambuger walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
What is the following:
"Clip, clop, clip, clop, BANG, BANG, clip, clop, clip, clop,...."
Answer: An Amish drive-by shooting.